Author Archives: Gary

Welcome to the PG Turf Advent Calendar 2024, devilishly devised and craftily created by the mischievous editor of Planet Gary for turfers anywhere in the Multiverse to try their hand at, pull their hair out and most likely scream with … Continue reading →

Welcome to the PG Turf Advent Calendar 2024, devilishly devised and craftily created by the mischievous editor of Planet Gary for turfers anywhere in the Multiverse to try their hand at, pull their hair out and most likely scream with … Continue reading →

Four years ago, to the day, on the 21st of December 2020, at precisely 12:41:19, I started playing the game called turf, taking a zone called Pittendreich from a turfer called féarglas. The zone was located only 100m from the … Continue reading →

You know, NHS Scotland does a wonderful job of helping us stay alive, yet often all you hear from people are moans and groans about how long waiting lists are and that they had to wait more to 10 minutes … Continue reading →

The Turf League, some love it and embrace it with both hands. Some hate it with a vengeance. And some love it and hate it in equal measure both at the same time. I guess that last one at the … Continue reading →

There are many different words ending in ography in the world, and just and many ending in ology. Geography gives you somewhere to turf, geology gives geography something to stand upon, which is just as well. Meteorology gets you soaking … Continue reading →

The other day ChoccyMuffin and myself went for a walk in the countryside, and it was very strange indeed. We drove up to the small hamlet of Humbie in East Lothian, our aim was to go for a walk around … Continue reading →