Category Archives: Turf

The challenge of the Edinburgh Roon continues and if there was one thing I could wish for it would be to get rid of all those bloody cobbles on the streets of Edinburgh. You plan a seemingly sensible route from … Continue reading →

When you are used to your regular zones being spaced apart in the usual manner, such as few hundreds of meters or even 50m in one instance I can name, when you find your next zone is over 5000 m … Continue reading →

This page lists my TvT or Turfer verses Turfer collection, all the turfers I’ve taken at least one zone from, known as turfer uniques. There are no medals but it can be quite an interesting challenge when out turfing. Note … Continue reading →

Interestingly, I’m finding the more I cycle in Edinburgh, while attempting the Turf Mission Edinburgh Roon, the less strictly law abiding I find myself becoming, or at least tempted to allow myself to become. However, not that crazy idiocy of … Continue reading →

Right, the golden rule for Turf missions, and the Edinburgh Roon in particular is, wait for it, do not take any zones that will result in you blocking yourself later in the day. Yes, that was what happened to me … Continue reading →

The Edinburgh Roon Turf Mission is a strange beast when you concentrate solely on taking just the zones on the list, not bothering about any other zones you might come across. It almost feels like the zones are in different … Continue reading →

I actually took a picture of the bloody zone, zone 1984, that bloody one. I even posed a stupid cuddy toy with a jingly bell on the bike for the photo. I can even recall the words “taking zone” as … Continue reading →

Your mission, Turfer, should you choose to accept it is, either take, in strict alphabetical order, 140 zones widely scattered across Edinburgh or take 211 zones along the length of the canal between Edinburgh and the Bowling, near Glasgow, the … Continue reading →

“This is not a true story. The events depicted in this blog did not take place in Midlothian in 2025. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has … Continue reading →

Let’s start with a strange question. Does turfing cause you to dream or rather have nightmares? I found myself dreaming last night, yes dreaming about turfing. I was turfing in an urban city somewhere. It had the open green spaces … Continue reading →